Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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