I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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