I must be too annoying 4 u.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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