for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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