In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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