ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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