How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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