You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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