i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
