My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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