some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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