wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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