he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.