so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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