The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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