Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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