margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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