I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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