i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius