she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT