you would pick up someone in the library
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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