her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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