Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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