nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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