To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have tasted many bathrooms
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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