Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize