There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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