oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I skipped work to stalk him.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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