The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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