Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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