Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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