Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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