Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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