"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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