Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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