Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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