you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
