he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
