I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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