Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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