He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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