I molested 6 butterflies tonight
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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