I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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