Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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