Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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