What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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