Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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