:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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