physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
birth control should be required to get into college
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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