I just saw a hot homeless man
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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