today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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