Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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