i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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