Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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