I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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