So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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